A selection of up cycled silver plated spoons, lovingly hand stamped with some of our favourite insults, or you could choose a nice one if you prefer!
If you think we are not sweet enough or rude enough then check out our Create Your Own section to get the wording you need, don’t be shy we have heard much worse ;0)
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£6.00A guaranteed brownie points keyring, but spooning may lead to for...
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£7.00For all the Star Wars fans out there.. live long and prosper ;-) ...
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£7.00That one person who always has a chocolate bar hidden away or han...
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£7.00Your friends brand new shiny pride and joy. [caption id="attac...
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£7.00The excuse keyring, usable in situations where the blame needs to...
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£7.00The ultimate insult, guess who will be sleeping on the sofa for a...
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£7.00We were not there, but we knew him personally and he was not that...
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£7.00We all need a little forgiveness (when the hangover kicks in), bu...
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£7.00We tend to dodge ques by mainly pushing in, but dodging salad is ...
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£7.00Isn't life a dream when we can blame alcohol for our mistakes. ...
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£7.00Its an easy mistake to make... it's always nicer to hear the word...
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£7.00Wonderful creation to stop you picking up the keys to the palace,...
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£7.00In order to make sure the beverage is fit for consumption, its an...
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£7.00The good old garden pea, producer of stunning flavour, nutrients ...
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£7.00Quite often i have been discovered surrounded by empty chocolate ...
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£7.00If you receive this keyring as a pressie then you may need to que...
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£7.00Every males dream, but they only exist in the movies. [caption...
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£7.00Having an off day? just who you are? you're still a miserable old...
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£7.00That's my day sorted then. [caption id="attachment_4799" align...
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£7.00Suitable for anyone who you can't get a laugh out of. [caption...
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£7.00A perfect gift for that bad boy who always seems to say the wrong...
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£7.00Gin testing is an art in itself, also allows you to get tipsy. ...
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£7.00At least if Dad has this keyring he cant say "No", but he may sti...
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£7.00Ideal for that one person who is always awkward. [caption id="...
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£7.00That perfect affectionate keyring for you very own Moron. [cap...
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Most men have one, are proud of it, so why not label it.
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£7.00A perfect cheery message ideal for that very special birthday gif...
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£7.00A connoisseur of fine gins, they know whats good and whats not. ...
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£7.00Even if you are innocent, you will always be labelled as this. ...
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£7.00Its always the last place you look, but not the first, not sure w...
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£7.00Indeed we do need chocolate, the world would stop turning without...
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£7.00We all have that one person in life where they turn up and put a ...
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£6.00A very loving Silver Plated Teaspoon Keyring for that special lit...
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£6.00We love a bit of word play, probably as much as the recipient wou...
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£6.00Let your partner know how much you love them with this keepsake...
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